Billy Martin

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If at least 20 out of 27 of these apply to you, you know you're obsessed.

level 27

1. You know every fact about him, or as many as your restraining order will permit you to get access to.

2. When you listen to your GC cd, you know which guitar he is.

3. You teach your little brother and/or sister about him. And if you don't have a little sibling:

4. Your neighbor's baby's first word is Billy.

5. You spend your time on Billy websites (others or your own).

6. You search for all things Billy.

7. You refused to wash your Level 27 t-shirt because that's what you were wearing when he hugged you, and then you frame it and hang it over your bed.

8. You own every piece of Level 27 merchandise.

9. In art class you made a collage of Billy.

10. You beat the crap out of anyone who says anything bad about Billy.

11. People call you obsessed. You call it dedication.

12. You learn html. (Heck yeah dude, HTML is a fricking pain in the ass to learn!)

13. Then you make a kick ass Billy site which you update three times a day.

14. You kiss the posters on your wall. o_O hehe.. *whistles*

15. You're constantly buying more color ink refills to print more pictures of Billy.

16. You start to look vaguely like Billy. (Wouldn't that be awesome..)

17. You act, dress, and talk like Billy all the time without noticing and it pisses everyone off.

18. Almost anything someone says to you reminds you of Billy, and you just have to say it.

19. Upon finding some new pictures, info, or quotes, you start screaming and hyperventilating, regardless of who's in the room with you.

20. You dream of Billy, and sometimes you even have nightmares.. *cries about her last nightmare when Billy ignored her*

21. You think about him so much, that if for every minute you thought about him, you'd get $10, you'd be mad rich by the end of the week.

22. You and your friends have a vow that you're going to every GC concert in your state until you die.

23. He's the main (and most likely only) topic of your blog/journal entries. 'Nuff said.

24. Your cell phone answering machine message is of Billy's voice, like the one on the home page.

25. In the past you've set up a temporary miniature shrine (complete with all your GC & Level 27 clothes, Billy dolls, and available pictures) at 2 am in your room and prayed to it. (Shut up, I only did this once..)

26. You paint his name on your fingernails.

27. You'd do absolutely anything for him. <3 xx

This is.. THE SKIT.

(what they're really like)

~Humor-Laugh Your Azz Off~

5th grade teacher: Today for our celebrity Spelling Bee, we have a special guest, class.... please welcome the members of Good Charlotte!!!!

::Class applauds as Joel, Benji, Billy, and Paul in a Tutu enters class room::

Teacher: ::glances at Paul nervously:: AHEM, then we have this gay poor homeless dude who drums for Wakefield....

Class: ::silence as Aaron runs into the room with a HUGE smile on his face::

Aaron: ::nervously looks away when he realizes no one is clapping:: uh... hey you guys....

Voice in back of class: you suck!!!!

Teacher: AHEM!!! stop that Johnny! just cuz Aaron lives off of welfare and wastes our taxes doesn't mean we have the right to pick on him....

Johnny: yes it does!!! he's poor!!!

Teacher: um...moving along... so, tell me what you guys do for a living....

Joel: omg, bizzotch, yo ass krazzee!!! I bust out mad flowz for GC and pimp da hoes to support Billy's $800 a day crack habit!!!

Teacher: ::a little concerned:: um... Mr. Combs....

Joel: BIZZOTCH!!! you call me by my last name ONE MORE TYME, Ima bust a cap in yo fat white ass!!!!!!

Teacher: Benji! please tell your brother to stop using unacceptable language in my classro... .. um... BENJI!?

::sees Benji in the back of the class making out with Lou-Lou::

Teacher: OH MY GAWD!!! Dear Lord!!!! Mr. Benji, get your hands OFF of that child!!! She's only 10 years old!!!

Benji: ahhhh sheit! but she told me she was 18!!! ::pouts::

Teacher: Anyways! Mr. Billy.... um. Where are you Billy?!

Joel: ahhh sheit! da skinny bizzotch done turned sideways again!!! Billy! get cho white ass out here!

::spots Billy in the back of classroom petting a hamster and holding it to his ear::

Billy: hey squeaky... uh huh... ok... ::surprised:: what's that?! you wanna be free? ok squeaky! lets do this!!!

::Billy runs over to classroom window, opens it, and hurls hamster out::

Billy: bye squeaky!!! fly, FLY far FAR away!!!!

::classroom quiets down. everyone hears the helpless squeaking of a hamster, then a SQUISH as it's tender body hits the ground below. it gives one final squeak as it dies......::

Billy: ::looks out window, then breaks down and cries:: Oh my gawd!!! I killed squeaky!! its all my fault!!! oh well! I least I still have this.... ::pats pocket:: OH GOD!!! where's mah crack!! no0o0o0oo0o0o0o0oo0!!!!!!!

::Billy hurls himself out the same window...... ::THUD! as his skinny bony ass hit the ground::

Billy: ow, that shit hurt yo. ::climbs back thru window..... ::looks around embarrassed::

Billy: uh... so... anyways...... wut..... um.. wut wuz going on?

::Aaron in the back stealing snacks from the kid's lunchboxes::

Teacher:: ::sigh:: ::muttering:: wut a bunch of lunatics.......

::Paul busts into the room with an unzipped fly::

Paul: dude, no one told me the janitor was gay! dude, I wanna go to school here!!!

Teacher: OK! enough! lets get on with the spelling bee so they can send you friggin' morons back to the facility!!!

Joel: yo, wut did I tell yo ass bizzotch!? I aint no fuckin' moron, you mutha......

::Paul grabs Joel's ass::

Joel: faggot, get OFF me!!!! I aint like dat G! I don't told yo fruity ass!!! DIZZAM!!!

::Paul runs over to a far corner in embarrassment::

Joel: ANYWAYZ! beotch, get cho gay ass sheit ova wit so I can go pimp dese trix fo $80 bux an hour, ya heard!?

Teacher: oh dear lord...... ::takes out cards:: ok, Billy, you first, spell "happiness"

Billy: ::thinx for a minute:: "h-a-p" um..... uh... "piness"

Benji: dude! you didn't spell the whole word! you just spelled "hap" then said "piness"

Billy: I know!!!!!! I KNOW!!!!! I'm illiterate!!! WHAAAAAAA!!!!! ::sniffle:: I didn't even finish high school!!!!!! ::whimpering:: I just sed I did so I would look like a BIG BOI! ::smiles contently::

Teacher: um, ok.... this kid OBVIOSLY has some issues.... ok, Joel... spell "dog"

Joel: thaz easy teach... DOG "b-i-z-z-i-o-t-c-h" DOG

Teacher: uh... that is INCORRECT Joel.....

Joel: naw bitch, don't make me bust out mah thugs on yo fat ass... damn mutha.....

Benji: shuttup Joel! you dumbass! THIS is how you spell it.... DOG "r-u-f-f" DOG!

Joel: Naw B, you's da dumbass! daz how dem bitches sound!!!! Aaaaah yea, sucka!!! ::breaks into song:: WHO LET DA DOGZ OUT!!! ::ruff ruff ruff::

::Classroom barks in unison with him::

Teacher: ok! MOVING ON! Joel, that was wrong........

::Joel mumbles cuss words to himself::

Teacher: Benji, spell "DAD"

Benji: ooooh, thaz easy! "d-i-c-k"

Teacher: uh, that is incor.....

Joel: NO! NO! its spelled "l-a-z-y b-i-t-c-h w-h-o d-o-n-t p-a-y c-h-i-l-d s-u-p-o-p-o-r-t" you stoopid white boi!

Benji: damn Joel, don't be so hard on dad! he only tried to rape us twice!!! well, YOU three times, but me just twice! ::smiles happily::

Teacher: oh my gawd!!!! you guyz are scary as hell!!!!

::Aaron comes back, pockets stuffed with teddy grahams and fruit roll-ups::

Teacher: um, Aaron.......are those our Snack Tyme Snackies!?

Aaron: uh...no...I've.....um......always had these!

Teacher: errr......ok.... um. so, Aaron... spell the word "homeless"

Aaron: hey, that shit ain't funny!!! what's a brotha gotta do to earn so respect round here?! i only get food stamps twice a week! i mean, come on!!!

Teacher: ::sigh:: obviously, this isn't going anywhere....

::teacher looks down::

Teacher: oh my gawd! Billy just took a shit on the floor!!! holy fuck, i quit!!!!

::teacher runs out of classroom and sees Paul and the janitor making out in the broom closet...... 

Here are a few Quotes from our Lil' Billy. He is actually very funny, but Joel and Benji never really give him the chance to show it. Billy and Chris and Paul should host All Things Rock... that would kick ass!

Benji said this one, but it has just as much to do with Billy

*(About Motivation Proclamation from GC DVD) "MTV asked us if we could some how incorporate the cartoon, ya know, and Billy's like 'Well, I love cartoons! We could put it on the TV like I'm watching it in the morning!"

*(When asked "Best video you've ever seen" from Damien on TRL) "That's uh, quite a question. I usually always go to the Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson"

*(About Little Things from GC DVD) "I wore those red pants and now I look back and was like, how did I ever think those were cool, for a second, but for some reason I thought the red pants were cool."

 

*No, my name is Billina!!"

*It really doesn't matter. Like sometimes I'm in a crunchy mood, sometimes I'm in a creamy mood, ya know?"

*I murdered Paul's entire family."

*I can juggle."

*And now, I'm going to the bathroom. And no, you can't follow me in there!"

*I know how much of a pain dragging your guitar around is."

*One day we can walk hand in hand down the road towards a rainbow all happy."

*That's some good sh*t... I MEAN STUFF!" (Nightmare Before Christmas hat)

*In the last five minutes, it's Ian... Ian... Ian... Ian... Ian. I guess Ian's looking for me."

*I'm really into girls that try to be a little different from everybody else but are very classy at the same time."

If you want me to wait, i will wait for you" You figure it's a nice love song but Benji swears it's about his dog!"

*I don't dislike too many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance for really fake people either. Another thing i hate is when Paul touches my...never mind, i'm actually pretty content with everything."

*Someday we will walk hand in hand down the rainbow all happy."

When asked who sleeps the most...) "Benji always claims of being an insomniac, but i swear as soon as we go on the van, he's like dead asleep."

"What! There goes my heart walking down the street."

"Why dont you come in the picture with me... it'll be more special that way."

"Princess!"

Person: "Hey Billy can ya sign my arm?"

Billy: "Sure thing sweetie!"
Some Other Person: "Hey Billy! Can ya sign my ass?"
Billy: "There will be no ass signing tonight. I'm sorry for the inconvenience..."
 
(When asked who spends the most time on his hair) "Joel...well, no Joel cares the most about his hair but it takes Benji the longest when he does it."
 
"Hey, guys. You ready for some rock and roll?"
 
"I like to hang outside and meet new friends, otherwise I'd be in the dressing room right now all bored and stuff."
 
"You don't want to go near the inside of that, our van stinks!"
 
"Oh, I thought you wanted a hug!"
 
A Girl: "Sign my jacket."
Billy: "Are you sure? This is a nice jacket."
Other Girl: "Christa, your mom will KILL you."
The Girl: "It's my jacket, just sign it Billy."
The Other Girl: "It was 50 dollars!"
Billy: "Oh my God! This was 50 dollars? Are you sure? I don't want to get in trouble!"
 
"If you want me to wait, I will wait for you" You figure its a nice love song but Benji swears its about his dog!"
 
"I'm not famous, you all are just crazy."

"We spend a majority of the show after the playing just walking around the crowd and meeting kids. Kids are like 'Why do you do this?' And we all say, 'Well, if it wasn't for you guys, we'd be nothing.' It's like it makes sense to us just to hang out cuz we like to."

"I don't really think there is such a thing as a band selling out."

"As far as favorite foods go, I'm a vegetarian. If I had to choose a favorite food, it would be peanut butter."

"I'm really into girls that try to be a little different from everybody else but are very classy at the same time."

"Picture? SURE! You want a picture? Let's take a picture!"

"Before I started playing music I was really into art. I've been drawing since I was very young and if I weren't in a band I'd probably be an animator or a comic book artist."

Billy: You ever think about saucepans?
Joel: Saucepans? Um... no.
Billy: Me neither.

"I don't know what I had for breakfast today. It was like... something with wood. I don't know."

 
"..for the most part I'm like a metalhead. I like heavy stuff, or I like  Nirvana or a lot of the grunge stuff is what I like."

"I'm scared of cops."

"Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We videotaped it."
 
"Uhhh, I'm not into mohawks, but I definitely wouldn't go with a mullet, so I guess I'd have to go with a mohawk I guess." (when asked whether he would prefer a chick with a mullet or mohawk)

"Paul's really good at bass. I think the problem is that we're not really good at playing guitar so we need other things to occupy us." (talking about why he started Level27...haha)
 
"I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things."

"I don't dislike too many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance for really fake people either. Another thing I hate is when St. Paul touches my... Never mind, I'm actually pretty content with everything."

"I say we were all probably the non-football player, super academic type of people." (On what kind of people they were in highschool)

"My biggest one [influence] would be Silverchair, is probably the reason why I play music, because when they were like 15 and did their first record I was like 14 and I was like "oh man, if they can do it, I can do it" and I've been following that band like obsessively since that day."

"I used to just watch cartoons. Sit in front of the tv and watch cartoons with a piece of paper and a pencil. I would draw every cartoon character. I wanted to work for Disney really bad and be an animator. I'd sit around and draw all day long. I never really went out and played in the woods with a bunch of snakes under rocks. I was scared of snakes. I was pretty little so I would just sit around and draw. That's all I really did. I listened to "It's not easy being green" by Kermit on a record player in my headphones every single day. That was big on my list." (Talking about what he was like as a kid)

"It's cool to piss your pants"

"I used to go in everyday and hang out, just cause there were so many hot girls that worked there. I'd get a haircut every day." (talking about the twins job)

"I would be Ken, so i could be getting up Barbie all day"

"That's groovy, dude!"

"I was good right?"

"We-e-e-We-e-e, We-e-e-We-e-e, We-e-e-e-e-We-e-e-e--e-e, Worldwide. Alright! that's all you're getting

"When i was 14 I started to work at McDonalds"

"My favorite band of all time, I't sort of like a stupid band that people really dont respect, but it's Silverchair. They're my favorite band in the world"

"People keep saying I look like Daniel Johns with that haircut"

"Do you know how much stuff it takes to make my hair stay up?!"

"We'll get a tan, get to hang outside all summer, meet some really cool kids and hopefully get to meet a lot of new bands, so it'll totally be worth it"

"You got any more dude?"

"I like pretty shirts with stars on them"

"You're not gonna get categorized, You can't help but have somebody say something about the band"

"I don't really think there is such a thing as a band selling out"

 "If you take 12 roses and stand in front of a mirror you'll see 13 of the most beautiful things in the world"

Billy is life. Everything else is just details.

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